The Lord's Prayer ala Toddler

Mami: Repeat after me: Our Father
Toddler: Our Father
Mami:Who art in Heaven
Toddler: [ARE WE GOING TO DO ART IN HEAVEN?]
Mami: [No it just means God is in heaven] Who art in heaven
Toddler: Who art in heaven.
Mami: Hallowed be thy Name
Toddler: Hallowed be thy Name
Mami: Thy kingdom come
Toddler: Thy kingdom come
Mami: Thy will be done
Toddler: Thy will be done
Mami: On Earth
Toddler: [EARTH IS THE PLANET WE LIVE ON!!]
Mami: [Yes, I know] On Earth as it is in Heaven
Toddler: On Earth as it is in Heaven
Mami: Give us this day
Toddler: Give us this day
Mami: Our daily bread
Toddler: [SOMETIMES WE HAVE BREAD WITH BUTTER ON IT!]
Mami: [Yes, I know] Our daily bread
Toddler: Our daily bread
Mami: And forgive us our trespasses
Toddler: And forgive us our tressbizzes
Mami: As we forgive those who trespass against us
Toddler: As we forgive those who tressbiz against us
Mami: And lead us not into temptation
Toddler: And lead us not into temptation
Mami: But deliver us from evil
Toddler: [EVIL IS WHEN THE BAD GUYS COME, RIGHT?!]
Mami: [Yes that’s right] But deliver us from evil
Toddler: Deliver us from evil
AMEN